The Gathering Storm (wheel of time series #12) by Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson

The names of the authors of this book sort of rhyme. Say them both three times fast.
Now that that's out of the way, do you remember that scene from the movie Sister Act 2 where the inner city kids are competing for the choir concert and one of the kids' robes rips and then the nun played by the wonderful Kathy Najimy says "don't worry, there's nothing you can't fix with a little faith, and a lot of duct tape!"?
I have a saying like that too, except it's "everything tastes better with Dijon mustard and a cold glass of diet Pepsi."
I think this book cover has a saying, too. It's "nothing impresses the ladies like a fist pump aimed at nothing".